true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn
why would the movie eat my popcorn
nevermind i get it
i used to think air was free but then i bought a bag of chips
the stages and time-periods of going to a concert
- getting the tickets: you can have my money, i can't believe i actually am seeing them live omg it's like 649 years away ugh but i can wait omg i'm gonna see my babies!
- week before the concert: EVERYONE MUST KNOW HOW AMAZING MY LIFE IS RIGHT NOW
- night before the concert: what is sleep
- going to the concert: let's listen to every song ever created by them yes? oh ok and i'm going to make some sounds that i've never made before and my heart is racing and i can't sit still and are we there yet
- at the venue: THEY WILL BE ON THAT STAGE SOON I WILL SEE THEM
- the concert starts: OMG THEY'RE ACTUALLY IN FRONT OF ME THESE HUMAN BEINGS ARE IN FRONT OF ME WE ARE BREATHING THE SAME AIR WE ARE IN THE SAME BUILDING OMG COMMENCE SCREAMING TO EVERY SONG AND THEY'RE NOT JUST PICTURES THEY'RE FUCKING RIGHT THERE
- limbo period: is this real life
- the concert ends: did that just happen i can't breathe i can't
- going back home: so i think that was the best moment of my life i can't believe that happened i need to remember everything
- the next week: i don't even know that other music exists their albums are my life right now
- the next month: when are they coming back
- and the cycle repeats
who decided that you need some deep back story in order to justify your tattoo
if you think a deer is gonna look cool as hell on your arm then go ahead and get it tattooed
